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Signs of Armageddon?

November 25th, 2005

This is unusual. I have never answered so long a survey. It's pretty crazy. Why did I do that? I won't do it again for a LONG time. So, enjoy it while you have it.

The Survey:

Everything You Could Want To Know About Me!
The Basics
Name: Chris
Age: 19
Birthday: June 8, 1986
Birthstone: Pearl
Hight: 5' 11" ish
Weight: 123 right now (Hovering between 120 and 125.)
Middle name: James
Eye Color: Uhhh… blue, green, ish
Hair Color: Dark brown
Shoe Size: 10.5
Ring Size: No idea
Pants Size: W28 L28
Lable: What?
Birthplace: Beaverton, Oregon
Birthtime: I remembered the day, isn't that enough? :-D
Location: St. Vincent's Hospital (I think)
Favorites
Animal: Mountain lion
Color: BLUE!
Fast Food Place: Burgerville is good…
Ice Cream: Chocolate Peanut Butter
Coffee: A crazy mocha that I had once
Soft Drink: Ginger ale
Drink: Smoothies/milkshakes
Food: Pot stickers!
Store:  
Ride at Amusment Park: Roller coasters!
Day of the Week: Saturday
Season: Fall or Winter
Number: 3.141592653589793238462643383279…..
Type Of Weather: Crazy clouds, rain, sun, fog, lightning, all at the same time!
Country: United States of America
Language: English
State: Oregon
Girls Name: Hard one… Perhaps Rowena.
Boys Name: Soren (Isn't it funny how I choose my friends? Good associations)
Breed Of Dog: Husky
Breen Of Cat: Uhhh.. black cats are cool
Car: Something small, with good mileage
Music: Various Rock
Band: Carbon Leaf, Kings of Convenience, Supertramp, etc.
Female Person: Difficult… Probably Becky
Male Person: Soren, Nathan, Aaron… :-P So there.
Finger: Index (I wonder if anyone has ever chosen their fourth)
Key on Keybord: The flat just below C…
Musical Instument: Guitar? Harmonica?
Sport: Frisbee!
Outfit: Shorts and a t-shirt. Guess what color
PJ's: Sweats (when it's cold enough)
Internet Provider: A fast one
Computer Company: Mozilla
I-pod model: The biggest?
Symbol: Celtic knots
Word: Azure (noun), and abstract (verb)
Planet: Earth. Next up would be Jupiter.
Body Of Water: Crater Lake
Continent: Europe (the one I want to visit most)
Relative: Sister
Mathematic operation ( +, -, x, ): !
Lots Of Random, Pointless Questions
Whats the color of your socks?: White
Whats the color of your shirt?: Blue
What about your pants?: Blue
And your room?: Hurricane
Whats on your desktop?: Soren, spread-eagled next to a mountain lake
Whats the most used icon on your desktop?: Firefox
What was the last thing you ate?: Thanksgiving dinner (Come to think of it, I'm hungry)
And said?: Talking to my mom
Do you count calories?: Nope! I'd rather count sheep.
Any pets?: An imaginary cat.
What was the last website that you went on before Bzoink.com?: LiveJournal… And gmail
Who was your last emal form?: Livejournal comment – Ter. Real e-mail – Cami
Do you have a myspave?: Nope
What about a Xanga?: For reading
A neopets account?: Of course not.
Marapets?: No
AIM screen name?: insanityisall
Quizilla account?: Nope
What are you afraid of?: Hurting people
What was your favorite stuffed animal?: Bear
What was your favorite toy?: (unless books count)
What color are your bed sheets?: Blue
If you could learn any language, what whould it be?: Chinese
What would you do with a Million Dollars?: Pay for the rest of college, buy a house, and travel the world (if it went that far)
If you could kill one person, who would it be?: The next person who maliciously endangers the life of someone I love
If you could save one person from doom, besides yourself, who would it be?: I can't really choose.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: Nope
What about a nightlight?: Light makes it harder to sleep
Do you know how to blog?: Of course not! ;)
Do you keep a Journal/Diary?: Two guesses…
Are you wearing any bracelets?: Nope
What about a neckless?: I want to find a cool one
Am I a bad speller?: You've spelled everything else right so far (I think). I am also a good speller.
Whats your most overused thing while chatting?: Definitely. And smileys (text, because I have emoticons off)
Whats your favorite letter?: Z. OR Q. The cool-sounding ones.
Whats your favorite element?:
;)
Would you ever have the heart to kill anyone?: Not in cold blood.
If you could have any eye color, what would you have?: Blue. Wonderful, beautiful blue.
What about hair color?: I don't mind brown, but I'd probably go with a bit darker. Maybe even black.
If you could have any pet, what pet would you have?: Cat
Where do you want to live?: Europe. Maybe England.
What is your dream job?: A writer (fiction)
What do you want for Christmas/Whatever?: Anything? Lots of computer stuff, and money to visit friends.
Your stranded on an islad. What do you want with you?: Soren, Nathan, Aaron, Elana, Becky. (Sorry guys)
More Personal (No, you dont have to answer)
Sexual Preference?: Female
Did you ever make out with anyone?: I don't think
With who?: I'm going to
Did you ever have sex with anyone?: answer the
With who?: sex questions.
Are you rich?: I have friends :)
Whos the hottest guy/girl?: Becky (and then Cami and Sarah and Sharon, probably.) These people DEFINE pretty for me.
Do you masturbate?: So, there.
Did you ever concider murder?: Nope
What about suicide?: Only academically
This or That
A or B: B (ecky)
Cat or Dog: Cat
Day or night: Night
Rain or sonw: Snow
Lion or tiger: Tiger
Warewolf or vampire: Vampire
Dog or wolf: Wolf
Cat or tiger: Cat
TV or computer: Computer
Games or internet: Internet
Socks or slipper: Socks
School or work: Depends on the work. Probably school.
Life or death: Life
Black or white: Black
Blue or red: Blue
Cross or an x: Cross
Barbies or Cars: Cars
Mercedes Benz or Lexus: Uhhh… I don't know…
Nasscar or F1: The airplane?
! or ?: !
Sticks or stones: Sticks (on trees)
Leather or fabric: Leather (Wish it didn't kill animals)
Laptop or desktop: Laptop (if all other things were equal)
Far or away: Far
Light or dark: Dark
Cold or hot: Cold
x or y: X
yes or no: Yes
chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
optimist or pessimist: Optimist
stipes or spots: Stripes
1 or 2: 1
* or @: * {color: blue}
Air or water: Water
Glass or plastic: Glass
Sharp or dull: Sharp
Bubblegum or cottoncandy: Cotton candy
Silver or gold: Silver
Diamond or ruby: Diamond
Pants or skirts: Skirts (honestly, they're cooler. Too bad they're not accepted)
Long or shot: Long (I've changed my mind about your spelling)
Geek or nerd: Nerd
Dragon or unicon: Dragon
French fries or feedom fries: French fries (screw misplaced patriotism)
Canada or UK: UK (Barely)
Albino or color: Color
Bigining or end: End
Airplane or boat: Airplane
Apples or oranges: Apples
Milk or alcohol: Ummm… Quick, show me something alcoholic I can stand…
Potatoe chip or pretzels: Potato chips
Mental or Physical: Mental
Lightning or thunder: Lightning
oo or ee: oo
*_* or o_O: There's something cool about o_O
Puppy or kitty: Kitty
Appel juice or orange juice: Orange (weird, huh?)
Spike or Angel (for Buffy fans): No Buffy! HahahA!
Anarchy or goverment: Government
Democrat or republican: Screw them both
You die or 100 other people die: Do I get to kill them? ;)
Alcohol or Tabacco: Alcohol, no question
Coke or Pepsi: No colas
Are You Afraid Of …
Dogs?: No
Heights?: Besides if I'm falling off them?
Death?: Of friends
Vampires?: No
Ghosts?: No
The Dark?: Due to my overactive imagination
The Boogy Man?: Nope
Thunder?: Not at all
Fire?: Nope
Knives?: Hehehe, shiny…
Guns?: Who has them?
People with tattoos?: Not at all
Pain?: Torture is frightening…
Spiders?: Nope. Don't like them in my bed, though.
Crowded places?: They are fun, but I don't want to have to interact with people in them.
Drunk people?: Sometimes they make me want to hit them.
People form Iraq?: Definitely not.
Goths?: Nope
Punks?: No
Preps?: YES
Hot Topic Emploees?: Why would someone want to work there?
Me because of my spelling?: Now I am…
Gays/Bis/Lezzies?: Absolutely not. But don't try for me — you have no chance.
Clocks?: … No
Clowns?: Nope
People with personality disorders?: Not at all
Scary movies?: More than anything else. But I won't back away from a DVD…
Blood?: How much?
Bugs?: Don't crawl on me, that's evil. No.
Have you ever …
Skipped class?: Oh yeah.
Would you (again)?: No question
Skipped school?: Do college classes count?
Would you (again)?: Probably.
Killed anyone?: Nope.
Would you (again)?: No.
Done drugs?: Absolutely not.
Would you (again)?: No.
Got in a fist fight?: No
Would you (again)?: If it was necessary
Set anything on fire?: Yes
Would you (again)?: Yes!
Eaten a bug?: Yeah (biking)
Would you (again)?: If necessary
Won a food eating contest?: Nope
Would you (again)?: Doubt it
Won anything?: Frisbee games?
Would you (again)?: I hope so!
Gone for more then 24 hours without food?: Yeah
Would you (again)?: If I forgot to eat…
Gone for more then 24 hours without sleep?: Yep
Would you (again)?: Sure
Ran away from home?: No
Would you (again)?: Which home?
Been in love?: Yes
Would you (again)?: I'd rather STAY in love
Had a pet?: Nope
Would you (again)?: I want to…
Been on fear factor?: No
Would you (again)?: Stupid people…
Rode a horse?: Yes
Would you (again)?: Of course
Bunjy Jumped?: No
Would you (again)?: I want to
Skydived?: Not yet
Would you (again)?: I hope to
Hugged a stranger?: Yes
Would you (again)?: Sure thing
T-Pied something?: Nope
Would you (again)?: That's just mean
Made a prank call?: Not exactly
Would you (again)?: Depends on who
Gotten an F in school?: Not in a class
Would you (again)?: Probably not
Dance in the rain?: Yep
Would you (again)?: Certainly
Read a book longer then 300 pages?: Heh. Many times
Would you (again)?: Unless someone kills me soon
Done graffiti?: Nope
Would you (again)?: Doubt it
Been to the zoo?: Yes
Would you (again)?: When do we leave?
Seen a wolf?: I wish…
Would you (again)?: Yes please!
Slept outside?: Yes
Would you (again)?: Who's with me?
Flashed someone?: What's the definition of flashed…
Would you (again)?: Depends
Do you have a …
Pet?: Not yet
Tattoo?: Doubt I'll ever get one
Your own house?: Someday…
Car?: I wish
Flat screen tv?: No
More then 10 CDs?: Of course
I-pod?: No
Gun?: Unless you count a bb gun that I haven't used in a long time
Weapon with you right now?: Nope
Arm wormers?: No
Pink shirt?: Ugh…
Mini Skirt?: That would be funny…
friend named Alyssa or Melissa?: Yes
Girlfriend?: Yes
Boyfriend?: Never have, probably never will
The letter z y or x in your name?: Nope
TV in your room?: No
Computer in your room?: Of course
Poster?: Yes (My favorite is my crazy tornado picture)
Hoodie?: Nope
Bag of chips?: … How random can you get? No.
stuffed animal?: Yes
Dress?: Nope
When was the last time you …
Ate a cookie?: Three or four days
Drank soda?: Two or three days
Smoked?: Ummm… Past lives?
Been outside?: Not yet today
Ate sushi?: Day before yesterday
Took a shower?: Two days
Went to the mall?: A few weeks? (I try to avoid it)
Went to the airport?: Two days
Been on a boat?: October (I think)
Swam?: Rock Lake (August)
Swung on a swing?: A week or two
Been hugged?: Yesterday
Been kissed?: A couple days
Had a sleepover?: I can't remember…
Had a phonecall?: No idea
Found money on the ground?: I do pick up pennies, but I can't remember the last time
More Random Questions
What would be the one thing you would change about yourself?: Less annoying
About your life?: Not an Engineering Major
About the world?: America and everywhere else being STUPID
About the future?: Lots of things, perhaps. Make people less stupid.
Do you wear a hat?: Nope. More to keep track of
Do you have freckles?: No
Do you like pickles?: Only in tuna sandwiches
Whats the perfect pizza?: Davids. Their Greek Phatty (and most anything else). Mmmmmm….
What makes you …
Happy?: Friends
Sad?: People being sad or hurt
Cry?: Ditto
Sick?: Rancid milk
Angry?: People hurting people.
Tired?: Sleep deprivation, boring classes
Hyper?: Friends and late nights
Word Association!
Red: Heart
Cow: Tipping
Bed: Warm and soft and comfy
Computer: Yay!
Food: Hungry
Pencil: Writing
Carpet: Walking
Shoes: Hiking
Dog: Slobber
New: Day
Store: Frightening!
Cloud: Pretty
Bird: Flying! (I want to fly…)
Car: Blue (Uhhh.. yeah. I didn't put that for a few others…)
Name a friend who is most …
Happy: Sharon
Crazy: Aaron
Fun: Becky (So I'm prejudiced)
Trustworthy: Nathan
Mean: Hmmm… Elana for tickling :-P
Funny: Aaron
Loving: Nathan
Helping: Cami
Annoyng: Aaron, cause I live with him ;) (But not often, even at that)
Dark: Aaron, sometimes
Preppy: Hmmm…
Nerdy: Nathan
Obsessed: Soren (with school :-P )
A few more questions
The thing you regret the MOST: Avoiding (and being avoided by) Sharon for a year…
The thing you dont regret at all: Loving people. Lots of people!
WERE ALMOST DONE!!!–>Pick a word, any word: Transmogrify (sorry, Danko, I had just read yours)

Take this survey

No form required for visiting SST on Alumni Day

November 21st, 2005

Good news, SST alumni: We don't need visitor forms on Alumni Day.

A note: If you visit SST on a day BESIDES alumni day, make sure you get a visitation permission form signed by a teacher and turned in 24 hours ahead of time. It is required (though they may give some slack to first-time offenders). I won't give my opinion on the new policy, but you know how things go. Just do it, or they'll kick you out. (It /has/ happened.)

Please go ahead and pass this on. I sent out an Email, but I don't have everyone's e-mail addresses, and not everybody reads my LiveJournal.

See you there.

-Chris Sullins

Desireably Frivolous

November 17th, 2005

Go take a look at the Grand Illusions Toy Shop. They sell all manner of fun illusions and tricks, that are well worth looking through. I particularly suggest the Torofluxus, the Pseudoscope, and the Chinese Singing Fountain Bowl. Can you say, "I want"?

Juggling Smurf Between Spokane and Portland

November 16th, 2005

Because everyone wants to know when I will/won't be available over the holidays (depending on whether you're going to be in Portland or not), I'm going to post my flight information here. If you want to stalk me, this is for you:

Thanksgiving Flight Information

To Portland

Wednesday, November 23 – Spokane(GEG) to Portland(PDX)
Flight 747
Depart Spokane(GEG) at 06:20 AM
Arrive in Portland(PDX) at 07:25 AM

To Spokane

Sunday, November 27 – Portland(PDX) to Spokane(GEG)
Flight 2386
Depart Portland(PDX) at 05:00 PM
Arrive in Spokane(GEG) at 06:00 PM

Christmas Flight Information

To Portland

Friday, December 16 – SPOKANE WA(GEG) to PORTLAND OR(PDX)
Flight 747 V
Depart SPOKANE WA(GEG) at 06:20AM
Arrive in PORTLAND OR(PDX) at 07:25AM

To Spokane

Tuesday, January 17 – PORTLAND OR(PDX) to SPOKANE WA(GEG)
Flight 2386 V
Depart PORTLAND OR(PDX) at 05:00PM
Arrive in SPOKANE WA(GEG) at 06:00PM

Aaron and Elana

November 15th, 2005

Here it is. Here I am. Ground zero. This is where the blast went off. Look at it. It's not quite devastation, but it left its marks.

Explosions are like that–they affect everything around them, through the weaving of the world's strands of personal relationships and economical relationships and spiritual relationships that nobody can prove. Mount Vesuvius buried Pompeii. Mount St. Helens devastated the surrounding landscape. But the repercussions don't stop there. The Philippines feel each Alaskan tremor. A tropical storm through the Gulf of Mexico sends shockwaves around the world. Like a butterfly's wings, only bigger.

I just witnessed this on a smaller level. Like an earthquake, massive stresses build up until the very ground beneath our feet cannot take it anymore. It buckles, it shudders, and it lets go. It releases every last shout and shudder of energy it has, and devatates a town.

This isn't so big, the whispers claim, This isn't so bad. They'll get over it. They'll work things out. The fabric will be stiched, patched. Wounds recover. That's what we want to think, because it gives us reason for optimism.

It's true, but not how you think it is. What is a disaster? A cataclysm upon the earth means only that people's lives, their relationships, have been broken. That is truly the disaster. Economic presssures — simply another way of avoiding thinking about people suffering. When disasters happen, we send in the red cross. We send doctors to heal their wounds. We send engineers to rebuild their cities. But we cannot rebuild their lives. We cannot bring back their wives and their children.

But that's not the point, remember?

This isn't such a disaster as it seems. What is life but a patchwork of taped and sewn bits of cloth that started out a brand new blanket? What we are is not a bright and spangled quilt on display in a fabric shop. We are the woolen coat that kept the children warm as they huddled together beside the road, hoping for a handout. We are the bum's blanket. Our character is defined by the wounds we recieved, we are what we are because of the scars we wear.

So, I will talk with those that are suffering. I will help where I can, and the least I can do is enough to make it worthwhile. Ground zero is a frightening place, but there are some things you can only do on the spot.

What do we do? We do what we can. We are the red cross for soul, and its a duty we cannot ignore.

Who's With Me?

November 11th, 2005

I think that God is going to strike down the residents of Dover, Pennsylvania for turning their backs on Him by demanding that Intelligent Design not be taught as science in their schools. I mean, aren't preachers like this fellow the kind of Christian everyone wants to be? Let's hear it for God! Let's hear it for crushing blow He will deal to science and scientists when the End Times come! Hip hip hoorah!

Don't we all love His Holy Wrath and Loving Right Hand of Destruction?

Silly Becky

October 29th, 2005

I decided not to write up my lab today, even though it was due at 5:00. I'm planning on writing it up tomorrow, which will lose me 10 percent. I think it's worth it, but Becky says I'm a bum. So, when I didn't write it up, she said she was going to. She went to my computer and began typing. Then she looked up my teacher's office, rode her bike to campus, and turned in my "lab report". I think she's silly.

"Smurf's Lab Report
by Me

He actually did show up for lab. For this, we are proud of him. He did not, on the other hand, write up his lab report. Please forgive him.

Thank you."

Jonathan Carroll

October 24th, 2005

LJ-Post Flood: 3 of 4

I have come to the conclusion that Jon Carrol has one of the best columns I've ever read (if not the best). It's consistent. It rarely drags on. He uses just the right blend of political commentary, appreciation of life, and random miscellany. Go read.

In which

we bid farewell

to one old friend

and say hello to another, and

we note a striking resemblance between

the two. The new friend, however, is somewhat taller, and her perfection is less noticeable.

Link Fever – Body of Christ, Creation, Railroads

October 24th, 2005

LJ-Post Flood: 2 of 4

Ouch. Poor Michael Behe. Lehigh doesn't even stand behind him in his belief of Intelligent Design. A disclaimer from the university's web site:

"Department Position on Evolution and "Intelligent Design"

The faculty in the Department of Biological Sciences is committed to the highest standards of scientific integrity and academic function. This commitment carries with it unwavering support for academic freedom and the free exchange of ideas. It also demands the utmost respect for the scientific method, integrity in the conduct of research, and recognition that the validity of any scientific model comes only as a result of rational hypothesis testing, sound experimentation, and findings that can be replicated by others.

The department faculty, then, are unequivocal in their support of evolutionary theory, which has its roots in the seminal work of Charles Darwin and has been supported by findings accumulated over 140 years. The sole dissenter from this position, Prof. Michael Behe, is a well-known proponent of “intelligent design.” While we respect Prof. Behe's right to express his views, they are his alone and are in no way endorsed by the department. It is our collective position that intelligent design has no basis in science, has not been tested experimentally, and should not be regarded as scientific. "

Sometimes when I take communion, I gloat about the people who have to be Body of Christ with me against their will….

Everyone knows of at least one model train enthusiast. But this one takes the cake.

Movie Meme

October 24th, 2005

LJ-Post Flood: 1 of 4

John Scalzi's Science Fiction Canon List from his book, The Rough Guide to Sci-Fi Movies. I don't typically do memes, but this one ought to be interesting. Says Scalzi:

"…the part of the book that's going to get most people's attention — and raise hackles — is The Canon, which features the 50 science fiction films I have deemed to be the most significant in the history of film. Note that "most significant" does not mean "best" or "most popular" or even "most influential." Some of the films may be all three of these, but not all of them are — indeed, some films in The Canon aren't objectively very good, weren't blockbusters and may not have influenced other filmmakers to any significant degree. Be that as it may, I think they matter — in one way or another, they are uniquely representative of some aspect of the science fiction film experience."

Here's my bold-ed list.

Akira
Alien
Aliens
Alphaville
Back to the Future
Blade Runner
Brazil
Bride of Frankenstein
Brother From Another Planet
A Clockwork Orange
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Contact
The Damned
Destination Moon
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Delicatessen
Escape From New York
ET: The Extraterrestrial
Flash Gordon: Space Soldiers (serial)
The Fly (1985 version)
Forbidden Planet
Ghost in the Shell
Gojira/Godzilla
The Incredibles
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956 version)
Jurassic Park
Mad Max 2/The Road Warrior
The Matrix
Metropolis
On the Beach
Planet of the Apes (1968 version)
Robocop
Sleeper
Solaris (1972 version)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
The Stepford Wives
Superman
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The Thing From Another World
Things to Come
Tron
12 Monkeys
28 Days Later
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
2001: A Space Odyssey
La Voyage Dans la Lune
War of the Worlds (1953 version)