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Drawing Requests

June 12th, 2006

Okay, I only got nine requests, so I may end up drawing an additional picture at the very end for some lucky random person. That's all the requests, thanks to a latecomer entry by Laila. Here they are:

DRAWING REQUESTS

  • Andrea Crow – doodle of "The Cat and the Fiddle"
  • Jenny Sullins – a pretty sunflower, or a swallow midflight, with the right colors
  • Cami Wendlandt – a lighthouse shining over the ocean at night
  • Sarah Redd – a flying purple llama
  • Ann Foreyt – draw anything, but at the park
  • Soren Laulainen – something Fugue-related, or Rock Lake
  • Paul Moore – a forest-dwelling ascetic being given an ice cream cone
  • Aya – a picture of a very fat cat looking arrogant
  • Lila – something cute
  • Laila – a Rusty

These will be drawn over the course of a good deal of time, probably, depending on how much extra time I have and how much I feel like drawing them. I'll post them as they're finished. Remember, no particular order, necessarily. Depends on my level of inspiration for each subject.

(I have to say, though, that I was suprised by Lila's desire of "something cute". You'd think she'd want to break that impression people have of her!)

[edited to add Laila's request at 10:40pm, 11 June 2006]

Arboreal Singing

June 12th, 2006

I had a wonderful day yesterday. Sarah is leaving tonight for her shrimp-studying adventure in Puerto Rico, and I wanted to get together before she flew out. Luckily for me, both of our families were going downtown for the Rose Parade, so I met up with her there. After watching all the marching bands and crazy floats go past, we decided to go to the Saturday Market for some food. Then, when our gyro was gone, we wandered around the riverfront until we got bored and went back into the city. I think the highlight of the day was sitting in a tree for about an hour and a half singing loudly at passers-by. I don't think I've been in a tree for so long before. After that was over, we went to a pasta restaurant for dinner, and they sang me an Italian happy birthday in an operatic style. Then I was given a gigantic chocolate birthday cake with a candle to blow out. I left satisfied and very full, whereupon we boarded the Max to go home. A most excellent day.

Older than I've Ever Been

June 8th, 2006

Time to start my third decade of existence outside the womb. I'm ready for it.

Stolen from Jess

June 8th, 2006

Spiffy meme: If you read this, post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be good, it can be bad. We'll see what turns up.

Wheee!

June 6th, 2006

Just because I know I have tons of friends who want to spend lots of money on me for my birthday, I'm going to link you to this nice birthday wish list that I updated today. Remember, when you give someone a birthday present, you are paid back in heaps of joy! This always needs to be rememberd, but especially on June 8th. And that's your tiny bit of wisdom for today.

Lio

June 6th, 2006

Thanks to Danko for linking to this wonderful comic strip: Lio. I'm going to have to second his recommendation.

Lio is a comic strip without dialogue. No word bubbles or anything, just a few sound effects. Each comic is carried off by a simple series of pictures, and it works wonderfully. It didn't even occur to me to expect dialogue for the first few. I've heard Lio compared to Calvin and Hobbes and I can see a connection, but I wouldn't have said that myself. Both strips are too unique for that sort of comparison. I highly recommend Lio.

Here are a few of my favorites:
May 20, 2006
May 30, 2006
June 5, 2006

Art Offering

June 5th, 2006

The first ten people to comment here (noting that they're making a request) will get artistic doodling done by me. You can specify the subject, theme, guidelines, whatever you like, but I reserve the right to simplify your requirements. Of course, like Danko said, the requests are limited by my artistic ability. But I'll try to come close to what you want me to draw. I'll require a bit of time for each request, so you may not get your drawings right away. Finally, it'll not be first-come, first-served, but it'll depend on what I feel like drawing.

(You don't have to specify what you want right away, but if you do it's more likely that I'll get to you first. If you fail to make it clear, I'll be sure to follow up and ask you what you want.)

This is, of course, limited to people I know.

Banning Gay Marriage Is a Really Stupid Idea

June 5th, 2006

John Scalzi notes: "Today is the 25th anniversary of the identification of a mysterious syndrome attacking gay men, which would in time be called AIDS. President George Bush is marking the day by calling for an amendment to the Constitution of the United States that would bar same-sex marriage, despite the fact that there are currently thousands of U.S. citizens who are in legal same-sex marriages."

Synchronicity, of a Sort

The United States is not a Christian Commonwealth. Despite what many people believe, freedom of religion really is one of the most important freedoms of our country. Many people would like to see Christianity made law, prayer in schools made mandatory and intelligent design taught as science. But that's not what our country is about, and most people realize it.

So why do we have such a problem with gay marriage? Why do people want it banned politically? Law, that odd political form of morality, is about freedoms. It is about ordering society, and about ensuring that individuals are not unfairly taken advantage of. It is not about forcing your own (or even the majority's) personal morality on everyone else.

Yes, that's what the Christian Right's problem with gay marriage is about. There is no reason (aside from wishful thinking) to believe that it is detrimental to society. The only reason Christianity bans it is because of a few passages in the bible. (see Romans 1:24-27, 1 Corinthians 6:9) And how much more does Jesus rail against the Pharisees and their false purity? How much more does Jesus berate them for looking down on those people involved in small sins. How can today's Christians repeat their sins of hate?

When you consider the issue sensibly, you realize a few things. Homosexuality cannot be banned simply because it is "unnatural." There are numerous examples in the animal kingdom of indulging in homosexual acts. You could probably classify living in 30-story high-rise apartments as "unnatural," but you don't, beceause it's incredibly practical. Nor can homosexuality be banned because it is "detrimental to society"; there is no good evidence of this. The only way to justify an antipathy to homosexuality is with an appeal to the Bible. To have faith that God got it right (if you're sure about the infallibility of the Bible, which is another matter). In any event, the issue is turned into a purely religious one. Therefore, it has no place in the political sphere.

So, Christians. Think twice before supporting laws and amendments that cross over the line dividing the rational and the religious. Someday, Christianity might be in the minority, and then you will be very glad that you supported that separation. (This is just about the pansiest argument possible. Feel free to consider those weightier philosophical arguments that are so much more meaningful.)

Personally, I think that marriage as a religious institution ought to be entirely different from marriage as a political institution. Churches should be able to give marriage certificates to whomever they wish, however they wish. If people wish to engage in homosexuality, or polygamy, that's their own decision. Political law should only step in when something is proven to be detrimental to society and requires intervention. That's the only solution to the issue, as far as I can see it.

The problem that those against gay marriage would have against this is that then anyone would be able to get marriage certificates by going to a particular church. What happens to the sanctity of marriage then? Well, Mr. Bigot, you can carry your own soiled sanctity of marriage around with you in a dirty pocket, and you can look down on those heathenous homosexual couples all you want. The rest of us can see that you don't really want sanctity of marriage: You want control over marriage. And we're not going to let that happen.

Grandmother

June 5th, 2006

Grandmother is terribly old. She has white, white hair and her face is filled with wrinkles; yet her eyes sparkle like two stars and are even more beautiful, for when you look in them, they are so gentle and filled with love. She wears a long dress with flowers printed on it. It is made of silk and rustles when she walks; and she can tell so many stories. Grandmother knows more than Father and Mother do, that is certain, because she has lived so much longer. Grandmother's hymnbook has a silver clasp to close it, and she reads in it often. Between two of the pages of the book lies a rose; it is pressed and dry and not nearly as pretty to look at as the roses that stand in a vase on the table in her room. Yet Grandmother smiles more kindly toward it than toward the fresh roses; and sometimes the sight of it will bring tears into her eyes.

Why do you think that Grandmother looks with such fondness at the pressed rose in the old book? Do you know why? Every time that a tear falls from Grandmother's eyes down upon the wizened rose, it regains its color and freshness and the whole room is filled with its fragrance. The walls of her room disappear as the morning mist and, instead, she is in the middle of a forest and the sun is shining down through the green leaves. Grandmother has become a girl again, with yellow hair and red cheeks: lovely and young, like a flowering rose. But her eyes, her gentle loving eyes, they are the same, they are still Grandmother's. Beside her sits a young and a handsome man; he plucks the rose and hands it to her and she smiles. No, that smile is not Grandmother's.—Oh, but it is! He is gone. Many thoughts, many persons pass by in the green forest, but at last they all disappear as the young man did. The rose is back in the hymnbook and Grandmother is again an old woman, sitting looking at the withered rose in the book.

Now Grandmother is dead. She sat in her easy chair and had just finished telling a long, long story. "That is the end of it, she said. "Now I think I am tired, let me sleep a litte." She leaned back in the chair, closed her eyes, and breathed ever so softly. The room grew quieter and quieter; her face looked so peaceful, so happy, as though the sun were shining on it. Then they said that she had died.

She was put into a black coffin; there she lay wrapped in white linen. She looked beautiful even though her eyes were closed. All the wrinkles were gone, and on her lips was a smile. She looked so dignified with her silver-white hair, and not frightening at all. She was our sweet, good grandmother. The hymnbook was put under her head, as she had wanted it to be, and in the old book lay the rose. Then Grandmother was buried.

On her grave, close to the wall of the churchyard, was planted a rose tree; and every year it bloomed, and the nightingale sat on its branches and sang. From inside the church came the sound of the organ, playing the hymns that were printed in the book, upon which the dead woman's head rested. The moon shone down upon the grave; but the dead are not there. Any child could come, even at midnight, and pluck a rose from the tree. The dead know more than we living do; they know our fear of ghosts and, being kinder than we are, they would never come to frighten us. There is earth inside as well as above the coffin. The hymnbook and the rose, which was the keeper of so many memories, have become dust. But up on the earth new roses bloom and there the nightingale sings; and inside the church the organ plays. And there are those who remember old Grandmother with the sweet, eternally young eyes. Eyes cannot die! And ours shall see her once again, young and beautiful as she was the first time that she kissed the fresh, newly plucked rose that now is dust in the grave.

– Grandmother, by Hans Christian Andersen

Chris Needs Meme

June 3rd, 2006

Stolent from Danko
Just for fun, go to http://www.google.com and do a search for the phrase "____ needs" (in doublequotes as shown). In the place of the blank, enter your name. Record the top ten results of what you need and share with your friends on your journal. Who knew you had so many needs?

Chris needs no mic stand
Chris needs Garden
Chris needs Hospital Appeal
Chris needs Friendly Garden
Chris needs a Roommate
Chris needs to give me cancer
Chris needs to do some, fast
Chris needs bullet
Chris needs every night
Chris needs to check that everything is going well

(Okay, I cheated. There were some repeats, and some that didn't apply. Apparently there's some famous guy named Chris Needs.)