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Automatic Updates in XP

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

One of the stupidest and most absurd interface decisions in Windows XP is the automatic restart that occurs for some Windows updates. It will pop up a dialogue box that says "automatically restarting your computer in 10 seconds", and if you don't stop it in time it'll close all your programs and reboot. It brings horrible images to mind of what might happen if there was an unsaved document up at the time, or a large file transfer going on overnight.

As it is, I've never lost anything important from a reboot, but I have been rather confused when coming back to my computer and finding Ubuntu running instead of Linux. I only figured out today that it must have been due to the automatic restarts, so I looked up a way to turn it off. If you care about the health of your computer, you might want to change this setting as well.

( instructions )

"Twin pillars in one day, a burning Bush"

Friday, November 17th, 2006

I'd like to point you all to a post on Making Light titled "Naming the War". It's amusing.

About cunning artifice

Monday, November 13th, 2006

Here is a quote that I thought fascinating from a book by Cory Doctorow, a brilliant modern author and a staunch proponent of digital rights:

The most striking thing about cunning artifice is its sudden absence. While the actors are on stage, they can command our complete attention, still the nattering voices in our minds, suspend our disbelief to the rafters. But no matter how magical the action onstage is, it can't touch the shocking and wildly-dissonant moment when the curtain rings down and the lights come up, returning the theatre from a house of wonders to a mundane place of people and things. In that interstitial moment, the hot second when the world slides from fantasy to reality, our brains do a kind of flip-flop that is more interesting than anything on the stage or off it.

A Place So Foreign and 8 More by Cory Doctorow ( amazon )

If you want to read more, most of the stories in the collection are online somewhere. The best one I've read so far is the title story. Six of the stories (including "A Place So Foreign") are located on his website (along with the introduction by Bruce Sterling), and "0wnz0red" can be found here. I can't recommend him highly enough, if you're at all intrigued by the modern world.

fact:

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!

Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Some literary things…

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

Today has been a good day. It's kinda interesting the variety of my reading material today: I finished off the last 125 pages of Foundation by Isaac Asimov, read about 70 pages of The God Delusion, by Richard Dawkins, and read about 40 pages out of the poetry collection Intensive Care, by Miroslav Holub. So I've read classic epic science fiction, recent non-fiction argumentation for the non-existance of God, and Czech imagist poetry written by an immunologist and translated into English.

Speaking of books, ever since April, I've been keeping track of the books that I read. Here are the monthly statistics:

  • April – 5
  • May – 5
  • June – 3
  • July – 22
  • August – 5
  • September – 3
  • October – 6

This comes to an average of 7 books a month, although if you exclude July as an outlier, it comes to 4.5. I was very surprised to note that I read 22 books in July, but you have to remember that a lot of them were only about 200 pages in length (The Amber Chronicles, by Roger Zelazny. By contrast, two of the June books were about 600 pages each (the ones by Dan Simmons). Some interesting trends. I may at some point add a page that calculates such statistics, but that'll probably come in the next iteration of the database structure and interface design.

Finally, I'd like to share a poem. It's by Miroslav Holub, from the collection that I'm engaged in reading. It's funny, but also interesting. Here it is:

Brief Reflection on Cats Growing on Trees

  • Once upon a time, when moles still held their big conferences,
  • and when they had better eyesight than they do now, the moles
  • decided to find out just what was up there.
  •  
  • They elected a committee to supervise the project.
  • This committee
  • sent up a quick and clever mole who, when he left the motherland
  • underground, spotted a bird sitting in a tree.
  •  
  • And so a theory was established; up there birds are growing on trees. But some moles considered this too simple. So they sent another mole up to learn more about birds growing on trees.
  •  
  • This time it was evening, and on the trees were squealing cats.
  • Not birds, but squealing cats are growing on trees, announced
  • this mole. An alternative cat-theory was therefore established.
  •  
  • The two contradicting theories made it impossible for one neurotic
  • member of the committee to fall asleep. He climbed up to see
  • for himself. But it was night again, and pitch dark at that.
  •  
  • Nobody's right, announced the worthy mole.
  • Birds and cats are
  • optical illusions, which are evoked by the double refraction
  • of light. Actually, he said, up there nothing is different
  • from down here, only the earth is thinner and the roots on
  • the other side are whispering something, but only a little, really quietly.
  •  
  • They approved this theory.
  •  
  • Since then, moles have stayed underground without establishing
  • any committees, and they don't believe in cats,
  •  
  • or believe only a little.

– Miroslav Holub

Paradox

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Can omniscient God, who
Knows the future, find
The omnipotence to
Change His future mind?

– Karen Owens

Image Display Script Rev. 2

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

I worked a lot today adding functionality to the image display script. It now has the option of being paginated, and I think the design is incredibly elegant (visually and functionally). The code will need to be revamped at some point, but it's still pretty good. And the pictures on there are now my own. They are mostly from my trip to the Canadian Rockies, but there are highlights from the rest of my photographic history. Those of you not terribly interested in the web design aspect of it might still find those pictures interesting. I would appreciate any comments on the design you have, from feature suggestions to bugs to general aesthetic impressions. I want to make it as good as possible.

( gallery link | source code )

Image Display Script

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

I made a gallery script for displaying all of the images in a folder. It is cross-browser, valid html, and well-documented. It has good separation of content, presentation, and behavior. It gracefully degrades in sub-standard browsers (like IE6), and with JavaScript disabled. In general, it is an exemplar of good web design, to the extent that I understand it.

The script must be run on a server with PHP enabled, but some of you might have use for it. It is free for the taking, modifying, and general carousing around.

The photos on it used to be Soren's, from his recent post. But now they are mine.

( gallery link | source code )

[edited 24 October 2006 to reflect changes in the design]

To Utah for the Purpose of Visiting Sarah

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

I had a really wonderful time visiting Sarah in Utah this past weekend. Five days without any schoolwork, just spending time with one of my favorite people ever. I love you, Sarah. You are lovely.

Here are some pictures:

photo out a plane window at a crazy anglephoto of the beautiful Sarah

The War Prayer

Friday, October 6th, 2006

Mark Twain

It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism; the drums were beating, the bands playing, the toy pistols popping, the bunched firecrackers hissing and spluttering; on every hand and far down the receding and fading spread of roofs and balconies a fluttering wilderness of flags flashed in the sun; daily the young volunteers marched down the wide avenue gay and fine in their new uniforms, the proud fathers and mothers and sisters and sweethearts cheering them with voices choked with happy emotion as they swung by; nightly the packed mass meetings listened, panting, to patriot oratory which stirred the deepest deeps of their hearts, and which they interrupted at briefest intervals with cyclones of applause, the tears running down their cheeks the while; in the churches the pastors preached devotion to flag and country, and invoked the God of Battles beseeching His aid in our good cause in outpourings of fervid eloquence which moved every listener. It was indeed a glad and gracious time, and the half dozen rash spirits that ventured to disapprove of the war and cast a doubt upon its righteousness straightway got such a stern and angry warning that for their personal safety's sake they quickly shrank out of sight and offended no more in that way.

Sunday morning came — next day the battalions would leave for the front; the church was filled; the volunteers were there, their young faces alight with martial dreams — visions of the stern advance, the gathering momentum, the rushing charge, the flashing sabers, the flight of the foe, the tumult, the enveloping smoke, the fierce pursuit, the surrender! Then home from the war, bronzed heroes, welcomed, adored, submerged in golden seas of glory! With the volunteers sat their dear ones, proud, happy, and envied by the neighbors and friends who had no sons and brothers to send forth to the field of honor, there to win for the flag, or, failing, die the noblest of noble deaths. The service proceeded; a war chapter from the Old Testament was read; the first prayer was said; it was followed by an organ burst that shook the building, and with one impulse the house rose, with glowing eyes and beating hearts, and poured out that tremendous invocation

God the all-terrible! Thou who ordainest! Thunder thy clarion and lightning thy sword!

Then came the "long" prayer. None could remember the like of it for passionate pleading and moving and beautiful language. The burden of its supplication was, that an ever-merciful and benignant Father of us all would watch over our noble young soldiers, and aid, comfort, and encourage them in their patriotic work; bless them, shield them in the day of battle and the hour of peril, bear them in His mighty hand, make them strong and confident, invincible in the bloody onset; help them to crush the foe, grant to them and to their flag and country imperishable honor and glory —

An aged stranger entered and moved with slow and noiseless step up the main aisle, his eyes fixed upon the minister, his long body clothed in a robe that reached to his feet, his head bare, his white hair descending in a frothy cataract to his shoulders, his seamy face unnaturally pale, pale even to ghastliness. With all eyes following him and wondering, he made his silent way; without pausing, he ascended to the preacher's side and stood there waiting. With shut lids the preacher, unconscious of his presence, continued with his moving prayer, and at last finished it with the words, uttered in fervent appeal, "Bless our arms, grant us the victory, O Lord our God, Father and Protector of our land and flag!"

The stranger touched his arm, motioned him to step aside — which the startled minister did — and took his place. During some moments he surveyed the spellbound audience with solemn eyes, in which burned an uncanny light; then in a deep voice he said:

"I come from the Throne — bearing a message from Almighty God!" The words smote the house with a shock; if the stranger perceived it he gave no attention. "He has heard the prayer of His servant your shepherd, and will grant it if such shall be your desire after I, His messenger, shall have explained to you its import — that is to say, its full import. For it is like unto many of the prayers of men, in that it asks for more than he who utters it is aware of — except he pause and think.

"God's servant and yours has prayed his prayer. Has he paused and taken thought? Is it one prayer? No, it is two — one uttered, the other not. Both have reached the ear of Him Who heareth all supplications, the spoken and the unspoken. Ponder this — keep it in mind. If you would beseech a blessing upon yourself, beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same time. If you pray for the blessing of rain upon your crop which needs it, by that act you are possibly praying for a curse upon some neighbor's crop which may not need rain and can be injured by it.

"You have heard your servant's prayer — the uttered part of it. I am commissioned of God to put into words the other part of it — that part which the pastor — and also you in your hearts — fervently prayed silently. And ignorantly and unthinkingly? God grant that it was so! You heard these words: 'Grant us the victory, O Lord our God!' That is sufficient. the whole of the uttered prayer is compact into those pregnant words. Elaborations were not necessary. When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victory — must follow it, cannot help but follow it. Upon the listening spirit of God fell also the unspoken part of the prayer. He commandeth me to put it into words. Listen!

"O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle — be Thou near them! With them — in spirit — we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe. O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it — for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.

(After a pause.) "Ye have prayed it; if ye still desire it, speak! The messenger of the Most High waits!"

It was believed afterward that the man was a lunatic, because there was no sense in what he said.