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Lio

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

Thanks to Danko for linking to this wonderful comic strip: Lio. I'm going to have to second his recommendation.

Lio is a comic strip without dialogue. No word bubbles or anything, just a few sound effects. Each comic is carried off by a simple series of pictures, and it works wonderfully. It didn't even occur to me to expect dialogue for the first few. I've heard Lio compared to Calvin and Hobbes and I can see a connection, but I wouldn't have said that myself. Both strips are too unique for that sort of comparison. I highly recommend Lio.

Here are a few of my favorites:
May 20, 2006
May 30, 2006
June 5, 2006

Art Offering

Monday, June 5th, 2006

The first ten people to comment here (noting that they're making a request) will get artistic doodling done by me. You can specify the subject, theme, guidelines, whatever you like, but I reserve the right to simplify your requirements. Of course, like Danko said, the requests are limited by my artistic ability. But I'll try to come close to what you want me to draw. I'll require a bit of time for each request, so you may not get your drawings right away. Finally, it'll not be first-come, first-served, but it'll depend on what I feel like drawing.

(You don't have to specify what you want right away, but if you do it's more likely that I'll get to you first. If you fail to make it clear, I'll be sure to follow up and ask you what you want.)

This is, of course, limited to people I know.

Banning Gay Marriage Is a Really Stupid Idea

Monday, June 5th, 2006

John Scalzi notes: "Today is the 25th anniversary of the identification of a mysterious syndrome attacking gay men, which would in time be called AIDS. President George Bush is marking the day by calling for an amendment to the Constitution of the United States that would bar same-sex marriage, despite the fact that there are currently thousands of U.S. citizens who are in legal same-sex marriages."

Synchronicity, of a Sort

The United States is not a Christian Commonwealth. Despite what many people believe, freedom of religion really is one of the most important freedoms of our country. Many people would like to see Christianity made law, prayer in schools made mandatory and intelligent design taught as science. But that's not what our country is about, and most people realize it.

So why do we have such a problem with gay marriage? Why do people want it banned politically? Law, that odd political form of morality, is about freedoms. It is about ordering society, and about ensuring that individuals are not unfairly taken advantage of. It is not about forcing your own (or even the majority's) personal morality on everyone else.

Yes, that's what the Christian Right's problem with gay marriage is about. There is no reason (aside from wishful thinking) to believe that it is detrimental to society. The only reason Christianity bans it is because of a few passages in the bible. (see Romans 1:24-27, 1 Corinthians 6:9) And how much more does Jesus rail against the Pharisees and their false purity? How much more does Jesus berate them for looking down on those people involved in small sins. How can today's Christians repeat their sins of hate?

When you consider the issue sensibly, you realize a few things. Homosexuality cannot be banned simply because it is "unnatural." There are numerous examples in the animal kingdom of indulging in homosexual acts. You could probably classify living in 30-story high-rise apartments as "unnatural," but you don't, beceause it's incredibly practical. Nor can homosexuality be banned because it is "detrimental to society"; there is no good evidence of this. The only way to justify an antipathy to homosexuality is with an appeal to the Bible. To have faith that God got it right (if you're sure about the infallibility of the Bible, which is another matter). In any event, the issue is turned into a purely religious one. Therefore, it has no place in the political sphere.

So, Christians. Think twice before supporting laws and amendments that cross over the line dividing the rational and the religious. Someday, Christianity might be in the minority, and then you will be very glad that you supported that separation. (This is just about the pansiest argument possible. Feel free to consider those weightier philosophical arguments that are so much more meaningful.)

Personally, I think that marriage as a religious institution ought to be entirely different from marriage as a political institution. Churches should be able to give marriage certificates to whomever they wish, however they wish. If people wish to engage in homosexuality, or polygamy, that's their own decision. Political law should only step in when something is proven to be detrimental to society and requires intervention. That's the only solution to the issue, as far as I can see it.

The problem that those against gay marriage would have against this is that then anyone would be able to get marriage certificates by going to a particular church. What happens to the sanctity of marriage then? Well, Mr. Bigot, you can carry your own soiled sanctity of marriage around with you in a dirty pocket, and you can look down on those heathenous homosexual couples all you want. The rest of us can see that you don't really want sanctity of marriage: You want control over marriage. And we're not going to let that happen.

Grandmother

Monday, June 5th, 2006

Grandmother is terribly old. She has white, white hair and her face is filled with wrinkles; yet her eyes sparkle like two stars and are even more beautiful, for when you look in them, they are so gentle and filled with love. She wears a long dress with flowers printed on it. It is made of silk and rustles when she walks; and she can tell so many stories. Grandmother knows more than Father and Mother do, that is certain, because she has lived so much longer. Grandmother's hymnbook has a silver clasp to close it, and she reads in it often. Between two of the pages of the book lies a rose; it is pressed and dry and not nearly as pretty to look at as the roses that stand in a vase on the table in her room. Yet Grandmother smiles more kindly toward it than toward the fresh roses; and sometimes the sight of it will bring tears into her eyes.

Why do you think that Grandmother looks with such fondness at the pressed rose in the old book? Do you know why? Every time that a tear falls from Grandmother's eyes down upon the wizened rose, it regains its color and freshness and the whole room is filled with its fragrance. The walls of her room disappear as the morning mist and, instead, she is in the middle of a forest and the sun is shining down through the green leaves. Grandmother has become a girl again, with yellow hair and red cheeks: lovely and young, like a flowering rose. But her eyes, her gentle loving eyes, they are the same, they are still Grandmother's. Beside her sits a young and a handsome man; he plucks the rose and hands it to her and she smiles. No, that smile is not Grandmother's.—Oh, but it is! He is gone. Many thoughts, many persons pass by in the green forest, but at last they all disappear as the young man did. The rose is back in the hymnbook and Grandmother is again an old woman, sitting looking at the withered rose in the book.

Now Grandmother is dead. She sat in her easy chair and had just finished telling a long, long story. "That is the end of it, she said. "Now I think I am tired, let me sleep a litte." She leaned back in the chair, closed her eyes, and breathed ever so softly. The room grew quieter and quieter; her face looked so peaceful, so happy, as though the sun were shining on it. Then they said that she had died.

She was put into a black coffin; there she lay wrapped in white linen. She looked beautiful even though her eyes were closed. All the wrinkles were gone, and on her lips was a smile. She looked so dignified with her silver-white hair, and not frightening at all. She was our sweet, good grandmother. The hymnbook was put under her head, as she had wanted it to be, and in the old book lay the rose. Then Grandmother was buried.

On her grave, close to the wall of the churchyard, was planted a rose tree; and every year it bloomed, and the nightingale sat on its branches and sang. From inside the church came the sound of the organ, playing the hymns that were printed in the book, upon which the dead woman's head rested. The moon shone down upon the grave; but the dead are not there. Any child could come, even at midnight, and pluck a rose from the tree. The dead know more than we living do; they know our fear of ghosts and, being kinder than we are, they would never come to frighten us. There is earth inside as well as above the coffin. The hymnbook and the rose, which was the keeper of so many memories, have become dust. But up on the earth new roses bloom and there the nightingale sings; and inside the church the organ plays. And there are those who remember old Grandmother with the sweet, eternally young eyes. Eyes cannot die! And ours shall see her once again, young and beautiful as she was the first time that she kissed the fresh, newly plucked rose that now is dust in the grave.

– Grandmother, by Hans Christian Andersen

Chris Needs Meme

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006

Stolent from Danko
Just for fun, go to http://www.google.com and do a search for the phrase "____ needs" (in doublequotes as shown). In the place of the blank, enter your name. Record the top ten results of what you need and share with your friends on your journal. Who knew you had so many needs?

Chris needs no mic stand
Chris needs Garden
Chris needs Hospital Appeal
Chris needs Friendly Garden
Chris needs a Roommate
Chris needs to give me cancer
Chris needs to do some, fast
Chris needs bullet
Chris needs every night
Chris needs to check that everything is going well

(Okay, I cheated. There were some repeats, and some that didn't apply. Apparently there's some famous guy named Chris Needs.)

What the hell?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

I no longer trust mainstream Christianity. I've been on the edge for a long time, and this just pushes me over it. This is utterly disgusting. Utterly.

Has anyone out there read The Purpose-Driven Life, by Rick Warren? Mr. Warren is the leader of a gigantic church in Califoria, as well as the head of an international organization that he likens to "a stealth army of one billion Christian foot soldiers." Now Mark Carver, the international director of Mr. Warren's organization, is endorsing a video game called Left Behind: Eternal Forces. Tim LaHaye, a co-author of the Left Behind series upon which the game is based, also endorses the game along with its violent appeal. "We hope teenagers like the game," he says.

What is the purpose of this game? Well, the Rapture has happened and taken all the good Christians up to heaven, and the only people left around are the non-Christians who are trying to sort things out. Thus begins the final struggle between Satan's forces and God's chosen (before Jesus comes back with the cavalry and his sword-tongue, of course).

Okay, so there's a battle between good and evil. That's not so bad. Tolkien did it. Lewis did it. We like good and evil to fight. Particularly when good is going to prevail in the end. But this video game isn't about good and evil. This game is about appealing to violent kids who like the sort of video games that churches seem to abhor. It's about indoctrinating kids to think that Christians are good and non-Christians deserve to be punished (isn't that what you have to think in order to believe in hell?) It's about taking taking up your cross(hairs) and converting the neutral ones or blowing those away who oppose you. Where is the Christ in that?


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  • The Purpose-Driven Life Takers (the first article about it that I read, which has lots of references and likens the game to a joke game on the Simpson's where you fire bibles at heathens to transform them magically into card-carrying Republicans.)
  • Official Game Description (involves such goodies as a game trailer and quotes like "Conduct physical & spiritual warfare using the power of prayer to strengthen your troops in combat and wield modern military weaponry throughout the game world" and "Recover ancient scriptures and witness spectacular Angelic and Demonic activity as a direct consequence of your choices." Recover ancient scriptures, huh? Like the ones where Jesus says "Love your enemy as yourself while you're killing him. Or maybe they mean actual scraps of the Bible in the original Greek and Hebrew. You never know….)

Business as Usual

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

I've been doing web design all day, and the nice thing about web design is that you have something to show for it when it's all over and done with. Something easily sharable, because it's web design. Unless, of course, you're having difficulties with cross-browser compatibility and with window size, and with enough problems like those you actually have a very limited audience.

But enough of the complaining. If you can see these, you might be interested. First off is what I coded this morning, a drag-and-drop javascript paragraph reorganizer. Go see. It only works in Firefox, right now. It may be useful in some CMS eventually (although there are better functions out there for the same purpose, none of them were coded by me). This was a very difficult project, involving lots of stuff that I hadn't done before. I learned a lot.

(In case you were wondering, random bits of javascript in here were pulled from all over the web, notably Quirksmode and Robert Nyman. I'm sure there are other bits, but I don't remember which.)

The second page doesn't have anything stolen, except for a picture from my sister. It actually contains a bit of content that people might be interested in, about the general process by which I edit photos in Photoshop. It's an image gallery, pretty much, with shiny html and css, and some spiffy javascript functionality. (Nothing impressive. In fact, I could probably do it a lot nicer, if I cared to.) But it was a fun visual design and implementation project. The thing about web design is that it involves tons of different technologies. You might need to know a bit about object-oriented programming, typography, graphic design, html, css, database management… All sorts of stuff. It becomes a bit much to hold in your head. The limitation on this second page isn't browser issues — it seems to work pretty well in all major browsers. The problem is window size: I have a 850 pixel wide image, plus a menu, that comes to easily over 1024 pixels wide. Luckily, I have my monitor set to 1280. But Other people may not be that fortunate. Poor other people.

Anyway, enjoy. If you have Firefox and the right window size, respectively.

Cape Lookout, and Disappointment

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

I went to Cape Lookout on the Oregon Coast this weekend with my family and Nora and my aunt and uncle. We expected bad weather, and we got bad weather. But Friday was good. The weather was not the disappointment. We were talking about going and seeing X3 on the rainy day, which seemed like a perfectly good activity since almost all of us were interested in it, but Dad vetoed it. This was not the disappointment. After the first night of rain I expected that my tent would remain dry for the entire weekend, but after each of the other nights it was a little damp on the floor. This was not the disappointment. We went out to lunch this afternoon to celebrate my mother's birthday. The food was not the disappointment. It was quite good, actually.

No, the disappointment was upon coming back. Nobody got a Flickr account. I am ashamed of all of you (except Aaron Brown, who had one first, and Nathan, who told me he'd program one for his website, and Cami and Paul, who got accounts when I told them to first). So, get on it, you pansies! Go get accounts, and go take worthy pictures!

And, if you want, you can look at mine.

Jenny and Nora walking along the beach, leaving wet footprints that reflect the sky a beautiful sunset over the ocean waves

Camping at the Coast

Friday, May 26th, 2006

This weekend my family is going to Cape Lookout to camp. We're leaving today in a few minutes, and we'll be back Monday evening. I hope it won't rain the ENTIRE time. I'll try to bring back some pictures.

Speaking of pictures, everyone who cares to should get a Flickr account. It's a photo-sharing site that has gotten a lot of mention on web design blogs for its impressive user interface design. It is very probably the best photo community site out there. So far I've gotten Cami and Paul to get accounts, and I created an SST/NRST group. (There is also a Gonzaga group for those of you who aren't from SST. I'm sure you can find it.)

Chris' Photos on Flickr

I will be disappointed if there isn't at least one more person with an account by the time I return on Monday. Remember, I'm watching you! (Particularly you, Soren, and you, Aaron. Get on it!)

See you folks in a few days. Enjoy your weekends.

Frisbee Pictures

Friday, May 26th, 2006

The lovely Camille has done it again. She has once again proven her wonderfulness. Today, it comes in the form of taking pictures during frisbee so I can be proud of jumping all over the place and being crazy. I wish she had gotten a picture of one of the times when I laid out for the disc. I love diving. When you can't get the frisbee just by running, but you can convert some of your potential energy into forward motion to just barely grasp it on the tips of your fingers before slamming into the ground. Ultimate joy.

view the image on Cami's flickr account