Assume all functions and variables are self-documenting….
code reference: Charles Stross's Diary
if( inPortland && haveTime( TODAY + 1 ) ) { go( powells ); see( charles_stross ); feel( EMOTE_HAPPINESS ); } else if( haveBook( halting_state ) ) { feel( EMOTE_SADNESS ); read( halting_state ); feel( EMOTE_HAPPINESS ); } else { feel( EMOTE_DEPRESSION ); }
*sigh*