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Morbid Survey

Stolen from sister Jenny.

[1] Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?

Well, now I will…

[2] If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?

No. I find it morally abhorrent.

[3] If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?

Hmmm… As long as it wasn't a bad trip, acid sounds pretty interesting. And if I didn't have to deal with the bad long-term effects (overdose, you see), it might be pretty fun. I've always wondered what reality would be like if it were different.

[WOULD YOU RATHER BE…]

[4] Shot or stabbed?

Shot.

[5] Asphyxiated or exsanguinated?

Asphyxiated.

[6] Drowned or buried alive?

Drowned.

[7] Killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?

Head trauma.

[8] Poisoned or overdosed?

Poisoned!

[9] Killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?

Virus.

[10] Out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?

I like the idea of poison. Cyanide apples, anyone?

[11] …Which is the worst way to die in your opinion?

Of the choices? Probably the ants or rats.

[12] Killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?

By Sarah, intentionally.

[13] Killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?

For pleasure (by Sarah).

[14] Killed in a car crash or a plane crash?

Plane crash! I love the sensation of falling.

[15] Killed in your home or away from home?

In my home (which means that my home would have to be a plane).

[16] Killed in your sleep or while watching TV?

Sleep. TV is evil, for the most part.

[17] Killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?

Not a stalker. Sarah could kill me, but I think it might be cool to be killed by a complete stranger, provided the reason was interesting enough.

[RANDOM…]

[18] What do you want done with your body when you die?

Ritual grokking.

[19] You're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church – where would you choose?

A place of striking natural beauty. Not so much peaseful as amazing. There are any number of such places, but a lot of them are in the Canadian Rockies.

[20] What song/s would you want played at your funeral?

Queen – Another One Bites the Dust
I'll Fly Away (from the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack, sung by people who mean a lot to me)

I'm sure there are others. I love music, and it helps me deal with crazy situations.

[21] What outfit would you like to be buried in?

Blue shorts and a t-shirt? But without shoes.

[22] Who do you want to give your eulogy?

Whoever knew me best, and could best speak for and to me.

[23] Any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?

The part of me that's not grokked can be cremated and scattered to the winds.

[24] Would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?

Forgotten.

[25] Would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?

I think that death is actually a beautiful thing. I would love to experience someone's whole life and then live in solitude for a while before dying myself. But if it's a matter of living a LIFE unloved, I would much rather leave a heartbroken wife behind. I would like to think that she would share my views on life.

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