Morbid Survey
Stolen from sister Jenny.
[1] Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Well, now I will…
[2] If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
No. I find it morally abhorrent.
[3] If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Hmmm… As long as it wasn't a bad trip, acid sounds pretty interesting. And if I didn't have to deal with the bad long-term effects (overdose, you see), it might be pretty fun. I've always wondered what reality would be like if it were different.
[WOULD YOU RATHER BE…]
[4] Shot or stabbed?
Shot.
[5] Asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
Asphyxiated.
[6] Drowned or buried alive?
Drowned.
[7] Killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Head trauma.
[8] Poisoned or overdosed?
Poisoned!
[9] Killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Virus.
[10] Out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
I like the idea of poison. Cyanide apples, anyone?
[11] …Which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Of the choices? Probably the ants or rats.
[12] Killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
By Sarah, intentionally.
[13] Killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
For pleasure (by Sarah).
[14] Killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Plane crash! I love the sensation of falling.
[15] Killed in your home or away from home?
In my home (which means that my home would have to be a plane).
[16] Killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
Sleep. TV is evil, for the most part.
[17] Killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Not a stalker. Sarah could kill me, but I think it might be cool to be killed by a complete stranger, provided the reason was interesting enough.
[RANDOM…]
[18] What do you want done with your body when you die?
Ritual grokking.
[19] You're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church – where would you choose?
A place of striking natural beauty. Not so much peaseful as amazing. There are any number of such places, but a lot of them are in the Canadian Rockies.
[20] What song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Queen – Another One Bites the Dust
I'll Fly Away (from the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack, sung by people who mean a lot to me)
I'm sure there are others. I love music, and it helps me deal with crazy situations.
[21] What outfit would you like to be buried in?
Blue shorts and a t-shirt? But without shoes.
[22] Who do you want to give your eulogy?
Whoever knew me best, and could best speak for and to me.
[23] Any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
The part of me that's not grokked can be cremated and scattered to the winds.
[24] Would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Forgotten.
[25] Would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
I think that death is actually a beautiful thing. I would love to experience someone's whole life and then live in solitude for a while before dying myself. But if it's a matter of living a LIFE unloved, I would much rather leave a heartbroken wife behind. I would like to think that she would share my views on life.