The Contract
Paff and I are currently engaged in a very stylish contest of endurance and skill. After a conversation about living arrangements, we came to the conclusion that his currently suffer massively when compared to those of various folks like Willard, Aaron and I. His response:
"In that case, I challenge you to a duel – whoever has the better living arrangements in 10 years wins" (of course, it was shortly thereafter changed to five years).
So, we haggled over details, and worked it out into a reasonable challenge. Let me present to you…