The Next Amusement Park Ride
I just took a ride in a dryer. Yes, the kind you put wet clothes in. And yes, I fit. (Aaron fit too, but he didn't take a RIDE, like I did.) Aaron turned the dryer on for me, and I rode in it for a couple seconds. Quite a dizzying sensation, especially when gravity twists, space-warping your original comfortable position into standing on your head. I ended up upside down when Aaron stopped it, and a bit more disoriented, making it more difficult to get out than it was to get in.
It's amazing the things you'll try to procrastinate for just a few minutes longer.