Silly Becky
I decided not to write up my lab today, even though it was due at 5:00. I'm planning on writing it up tomorrow, which will lose me 10 percent. I think it's worth it, but Becky says I'm a bum. So, when I didn't write it up, she said she was going to. She went to my computer and began typing. Then she looked up my teacher's office, rode her bike to campus, and turned in my "lab report". I think she's silly.
"Smurf's Lab Report
by MeHe actually did show up for lab. For this, we are proud of him. He did not, on the other hand, write up his lab report. Please forgive him.
Thank you."