A Special Day
Guess what, everyone? Starting at 12:00 tonight (which really counts as tomorrow), there's a special situation going on:
EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO FOR ME IS WONDERFUL, AND EVERYTHING YOU GIVE ME IS A PRESENT!
"What?" I hear you crying, "This isn't possible!" I assure you that it is! Tomorrow is a very special day! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, in the early afternoon on June eithth of the year nineteen-hundred and eighty-six, a brilliant mind caught its first glimpse into the world, and the world got its first taste of me. Tomorrow is the nineteenth aniversary of that wonderful occasion. So, it is a global event! Yes, I'm opening tomorrow up for ANYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD to give me presents!
Because of the momentous importance of the events, I will be recording all things that happen as part of the festivities. This will later be posted, so that all of you can partake in a communal joy-of-giving session.
If shipping that brick of pure platinum to me takes too long to arranged by tomorrow, I'll be willing to update my thank you list later, as long as it is clearly marked with the text "Happy Birthday, Chris!", or some acceptible alternative.
A note on unwanted gifts: Everything tomorrow will be considered a gift, from piles of money to books to snails and even to pinches and the like. However, unacceptible "gifts" may be returned, with any additional penalties the transaction may incur.
For gift suggestions, go to Smurf's Wish List.